This has got to be the best exclusive photo and interview I have ever gotten. I got to talk, well, listen to Nancy Pelosi in person! It went like this:
Hearken and learn, oh ye bitter clinging douchebags of the outlying provinces. Open your provincial proletarian ears and listen to your betters when they deign to grace you with their superior aristocratic wit.
Props to Reagan Fanatic for the excellent photoshop.