28 September 2009

Return of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy


According to Bill "Linda Tripp Hater" Clinton, the Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM is alive and well and attacking President Obama.

"It's not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically, but it's as virulent as it was," Clinton said today on NBC's "Meet the Press."
Seems that President Cigar Lover thinks that President Panderer's situation will turn out differently, because he has a "Positive AgendaTM" for the country.

"I mean they may be hurting President Obama," Bill Clinton said of the current attacks. "They can take his numbers down, they can run his opposition up, but fundamentally he and his team have a positive agenda for America. Their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail, and that's not a good prescription for a good America.
I take it, then, that Mr. Assault Weapons Ban failed to pass his healthcare plan because he didn't have a Positive AgendaTM? His words, not mine.

Clinton also thinks that the doom-and-gloom predictions (if you're a Democrat, that is) of a Republican takeover of the House are unfounded. He thinks America has fundamentally changed:

But, Clinton said, the current situation will not lead to a "repeat of 1994", when Democrats lost 15 seats in the House for the first time in 40 years, crippling progress on his administration's agenda. "There's no way they can make it that bad, for several reasons," Clinton said.

For one, he said, "The country is more diverse and interested in positive action.
You mean the "diverse" voting block put in place by vote fraud groups like ACORN? The block that includes illegal aliens and the Dallas Cowboys offensive line?

I'll agree with Slick Willie that Obama hasn't taken on the gun lobby, but I sincerely doubt the Gun Owners of America and the National Rifle Association are going to sit on their heels in 2010 and 2012. Democrats never saw a gun they didn't want to ban, and President Obama is from Chicago, where mere possession of a hand gun gets you convicted of child molestation.

Keep trying that misdirection with your Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM lunacy, Willie. Keep dreaming about getting back into the White House. We all know that's your Positive AgendaTM.


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1 comments:

Blago Bloggo September 28, 2009 at 2:16:00 AM EDT  

You mean my VWRC lapel pin given to me by Karl Rove is a joke or something? Next thing you'll be telling me that Karl Rove isn't actually a scary looking 7 foot tall tattooed Eskimo with sharpened teeth who smells like seal blood and is constantly talking about practicing taxidermy on Democrats.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Why can't we keep those Progressives wondering about how we all have similar opinions? They think we coordinate but the fact is that we have all realized that some principles work, and truth being truth and therefore self-apparent, most of us recognize the same truths.

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