Lookit all my Insurance Company Astroturf money

If you can't see the picture, it's spelled BUPKIS!

Oh brother, I wish I had a billionnaire like Soros who would fund twisty little mazes full of shell corporations to pay my alt-A mortgage in the middle of Obama's econosuck. That would be schweeeeet! But since I'm not selling my free ass to him and throwing following generations into slavery, there are no wealthy slavemasters buying what I'm selling. They only buy from my old comrades who are still progressive douchebags.

Speaking of which, when are you past-the-expiration-date hippies going to wake the hell up!?