04 September 2009

Lookit all my Insurance Company Astroturf money

http://www.banklawyersblog.com/.a/6a00d8341c652b53ef0111688ffa0d970c-800wiIf you can't see the picture, it's spelled BUPKIS!

Oh brother, I wish I had a billionnaire like Soros who would fund twisty little mazes full of shell corporations to pay my alt-A mortgage in the middle of Obama's econosuck. That would be schweeeeet! But since I'm not selling my free ass to him and throwing following generations into slavery, there are no wealthy slavemasters buying what I'm selling. They only buy from my old comrades who are still progressive douchebags.

Speaking of which, when are you past-the-expiration-date hippies going to wake the hell up!?


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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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