21 January 2010

What if the Despicable Woody Allen were black?

Ever wonder what would have happened to Woody Allen if he were black and he married his step-daughter? Well, now we have the chance to see. Morgan Freeman, you know the guy who played God in those Bruce Almighty movies, is marrying his step-granddaughter.

What the hell?

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Cindy Sheehan,  January 22, 2010 at 1:11:00 AM EST  

What if Woody Allen were an Arab instead of a Jew? Isn't that what you mean, you damned hobbit?

Morgan Freeman,  January 22, 2010 at 1:38:00 AM EST  

Does that article say that I first starting getting busy with my step-granddaughter ten years ago, when she was seventeen? Gosh, I really am a douchebag.

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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