FIFY Contest: Carrot Cake

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."

David Kessler is another one of the huge douchebags in the Obama czardministration. His schtick is to redefine things by using misleading terms. For instance he re-dubbed cigarettes "nicotine delivery devices" and then regulated them based on the distorted definition, as if they actually were medical devices rather than a leaf rolled up in paper with a filter to reduce nicotine and tar. These days he has his sights set on food. He wants to tax the cheeseburger out of the average American's ability to pay for it. Carrot cake too. And he talks about these foods as if all they are is a laboratory concocted mixture of fat, sugar, and salt. Once again he will pretend that a natural food product, prepared at home by people, is a medical device and regulate it accordingly.

In other words, he is one of the biggest progressive douchebags of all time. Tarring and feathering was made for douchebags like him. Fix this picture of Kessler with carrot cake.

Here are the initial FIFY entries for the carrot cake contest.

Blago Bloggo

Blago Bloggo

Streetwise and Blago Bloggo	Blago Bloggo
Aunt Flo	Aunt Flo
Aunt Flo	Blago Bloggo

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FIFY Contest: Mile High Club Winner!

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."

Following up on the Oct 13 FIFY contest, the votes are in. The top vote getters were:

Both by Blago Bloggo (moi). And these two:



Both by Aunt Flo (not moi).

Artie the accountant stole all the meat in my freezer. But while he was here he counted up the votes with the fingers on both his hands, and gave me an envelope which I now open, my breath abated, my senses in an uproar.

Without any further ado, the winner is (cowbell please)


Aunt Flo wins with "Pity" for the beauty of the image.

Second place goes to me for "More Cowbell?"

Third place is a tie between the ACORN hatted "I won" and the "Goose" joke.

and the world's greatest community organizer hat ever!

Hope you all enjoyed this. Aunt Flo is enjoying her date with Fabio. I'm still making up my mind on the next FIFY Contest. Until the next one, Fixed it For You!

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FIFY Contest: Mile High Club

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

You know when a lefty projects his her or its racism on you in writing, and you feel like you just have to turn it back around on them? Or someone forwards you a cartoon with a retarded leftist caption that would be much funnier if you changed that caption? Or if there was a nonsensical photograph that needed some thought balloons? OK, the only rule is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic or viewed on this or other blogs.

The prize is the classic no-prize. You can share your no-prize with your friends. Brag about your no-prize. Display it on your mantel. Use it to scratch your back. Or use it to scrape your boots off. The no-prize is so perfect because it is so flexible.

Our first contest is titled Mile High Club because it's the first idea that popped into my perverted brain.

You have one week. Aunt Flo and I and the other PDBWatch volunteers will select a winner by 10/19/09.

Update 1: Already got two real beauts from Aunt Flo. She's a star!

Update 2: Stix, Aunt Flo, and a batch from Blago Bloggo.

Update 3: Caption contest using the pic at The Other McCain. Niiiiiiiiiice! Let's see who brings teh funneh.

Update 4: more for shore, on the floor, je t'adore, pussy galore.

Aunt Flo	Aunt Flo
Stix	Blago Bloggo
Blago Bloggo	Blago Bloggo
Aunt Flo	Blago Bloggo
Aunt Flo	Aunt Flo

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