FIFY Contest: Carrot Cake
What in hell is FIFY?
FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU
When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."
David Kessler is another one of the huge douchebags in the Obama czardministration. His schtick is to redefine things by using misleading terms. For instance he re-dubbed cigarettes "nicotine delivery devices" and then regulated them based on the distorted definition, as if they actually were medical devices rather than a leaf rolled up in paper with a filter to reduce nicotine and tar. These days he has his sights set on food. He wants to tax the cheeseburger out of the average American's ability to pay for it. Carrot cake too. And he talks about these foods as if all they are is a laboratory concocted mixture of fat, sugar, and salt. Once again he will pretend that a natural food product, prepared at home by people, is a medical device and regulate it accordingly.
In other words, he is one of the biggest progressive douchebags of all time. Tarring and feathering was made for douchebags like him. Fix this picture of Kessler with carrot cake.
Here are the initial FIFY entries for the carrot cake contest.
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11 comments:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, carrot cake!
first!
shit!
Those are some damn fine tables there..like little display cases....
Excellent one here (Get along, little Dede)
Another one here!
Charlton Heston isn't giving up his carrot cake without a fight either.
classic one here.
And another.
It's funny to me that the way to fix this picture best springs from the truth about the picture, which is that the carrot cake is in focus and Kessler himself is out of focus. So the best way to fix it is to only use the carrot cake and the hand holding it, and to work from there.
I don't know about anyone else here, but in honor of Jack Murtha I will count your votes anyway. It's the Chicago Way!
The winner is Rosie O'Donnell. The rest are all runners up.
Don't forget the first King Dedede Scozzafava FIFY
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/nZbN3Mq9IT9PdBk3tTyZ-g?authkey=Gv1sRgCNDVqp-Q6ILkjQE&feat=directlink
every time someone says carrotcake over the holidays..no matter what I have in my mouth..I will be LOLing...
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