0 controls the horizontal; 0 controls the vertical

The Obama regime is taking over your television from October 19-25 on more than 60 network TV shows. Read these.

• Obama Controls Your Television Set, by John Nolte
• Part II: Obama Controls Your Television Set, by Stage Right
• Part III: Obama Controls Your Television Set, by Patrick Courrielche

You and your family, friends, and neighbors will be deluged with TV programming that urges the viewers to go to iparticipate.org or iparticipate.net and sign up to take time off from work and family to volunteer at Planned Parenthood or other far left causes. They are going to try to convince your kids that you are a bad person who should be turned in to the thought police if you aren't an environmentalist, union organizing, progressive douchebag like them. This is going to be an advertising blitz just like the frikking Obama campaign. How 1984 from Big Brother Barack Obama!

So... do you think White House Communications Commissar Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn has anything to do with this?

Why so serious America? We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We control your television and will force you to volunteer in our causes, where you will be indoctrinated and assimilated, or be treated for irreconcilable attitude problems.

Update 1: Stix suggested maybe we can volunteer to do something like this? It could work!



Update 2: Instapundit is on it. So is memeorandum. Also Atlas Shrugs, Gawker and Weasel Zippers