Turns out the meaning of Change is 30 cents on the Dollar

Earn a dollar and you get to keep 30 cents. That's going to be the effect of the Baucus Healthcare Reform bill on American families between 100% and 200% of the poverty line. Greg Mankiw cites Jim Capretta on his (Mankiw's) blog. Who was the lying motherdoucher who said there would be no tax increases on anyone earning under $250,000?

Obama voters, now that we know the meaning of change, how do you like your 30 cents in your pocket from each dollar you earn?

It's not like you could have figured out he was lying at the time, right?

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The Congress Floor Song

(H/T Steve Foley)

Alan "The Boy Who Cried 'Wolf!'" Grayson decided to make a spectacle of himself on the house floor:

Then, when Republicans asked him to apologize (since he was lying hisfreakin' ass off), he responded with this:

In his honor, I've composedrewritten a little song:

The Congress Floor Song

(to the tune of David Allan Coe's "The Rodeo Song")

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck,
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the Congress floor

It's the AARP left and the mob to the right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your goose step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves

Here comes Alan with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one term man and he's off to the Congress floor

It's SEIU left and domestic terrorists right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your goose step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you One Term jerk
You get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck
and I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the Congress floor

Where it's ACORN left and hands off! right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your goose step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves

Here comes Alan with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one ball man and he's off to the Congress floor

It's the DNC left and the GOP right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your goose step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know

You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves

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Progressive Republican Douchebag thinks Obama respects the Constitution

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

John McCain is a fool, and a shameless progressive Republican douchebag. He ought to retire, which I am sure he will do just about as quick as Teddy Kennedy will.

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Fact Check douchebags conveniently 'forget' that Death Panel was already passed in the Porkulus

The AP and the NYT were right, much as it galls me to say. Sarah Palin didn't identify all the death panels in legislation passed this year. The main death panel legislation, with $1.1 Billion in funding, was passed in the gigantic H.R.1 Porkulus bill that was rushed through legislation and unread by anyone, because it was too effing important. The National Coordinator of Health Information Technology sounds like a reasonable enough job, but it is another effing new, un-constitutional czar position that defines, monitors and enforces doctors' and hospitals' meaningful use of the newly created federal medical information database. HHS is the punishing authority that gets to define the penalties.

Did you notice that this bill created a bunch of appointed positions and boards that have total control over all medical care for everyone in the US, with the exception of federal government employees and certain unions? None of the responsible positions are elected ones because elected politicians, other than me, are effing pussies who are afraid to make a hard decision and take the heat. Have you ever heard of an elected politician who denies that new hip to granny? Hell no! What the elected politician does is talk up a good story about how much he values granny, pushes an expensive experimental procedure on her, and then once the bill comes due the pol rants about how much effing money the thieving doctors and hospitals charged the government.

That's about the effing size of it.

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Yikes! Democrat douchebags scared stupid of regular American citizens

What are progressive douchebags like Dick Turban (Douchebag, IL) most scared of?

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