Democrat Logo: Fixed It For You

Progressive Douchebag Watch is a little late to the party but it finally struck us this week exactly what the new look Democrat logo really needs. First, here is the new look Democrat logo. Pretty (D)umb, right?



Let's examine it. The dim D, apparently standing for dim Democrat, is surrounded by the much bolder O, apparently standing for Obama. This illustrates the subservient nature of the Democratic Party to the personality cult of Obama. That is very important to the new fascist future of the USA under Maximum Leader Obama. There are three fonts in this logo, to demonstrate the incoherent policies and behavior of Democrats. And there is the same vacuous Change in the slogan, promising who knows what and delivering (D)isappointment and (D)espair to everyone. Good choices, Democrats. You have made a good start at describing Democrats' (D)umb party.

But you aren't there yet. Our crack staff thought that the circled D looked like a letter grade. Since the Democrats have manifestly failed in all they tried to do, it can't be the right grade. So let's fix that grade and make the slogan match it.



However, there is another possibility. D- might have been Obama's letter grade from Harvard.



That answer makes sense all right. But why would the Democrats want to advertise Obama's grades now, when they could have proved he actually passed Harvard without cheating by releasing these before the 2008 elections. Of course, Obama did give himself a grade of B-. Perhaps if the Democrats want to really become the Barack-ocrat Party they should just go all in now. Here is a logo that emphasizes the Barackyness of the Democratic Party and also reminds the voters of one of their proudest allies in the teachers' unions that have such a terrific job with the nation's failing schools.



After Velma Hart made her famous comment about Hot Dogs and Beans, the staff thought perhaps that the new reality Democrats had brought to Americans should be part of their logo. So they simplified back down to the original logo and changed the slogan to match.



But, you know the fact is that D just doesn't cut it. D is too high a grade for the Democrats. Unlike in school, effort doesn't count in real life. What counts is results. The real grade must be a low F. To really run on their undefeated record of failure after failure, going back 80 years to when Franklin Delano Roosevelt stretched out a one year recession into a 16 year Great Depression, every single economic and other decision made by the socialist/fascist FDR type of Democrats has proved that the road to hell is paved with good intentions and stupid Democrat policies.



We think that this final logo for the Democrats, I mean Failocrats, sums up the history of their party in the 20th and 21st century quite well. It's time to consign the socialist/fascist Democrats to the ash-heap of history along with all their logos.

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FIFY Contest: Burgers at the Waterloo

Come on and participate. Here's the basic picture.



And here are the FIFY-fied photo mashups.

 

 

 

 

If you want the blank original here you go.

Comment with your photo mashup. They are fun!

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FIFY Contest: The Tiger and the Palamino

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you." The only rule for a FIFY is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic and viewed on this and other blogs.

I love that word: Palamino.

When you finish the FIFY, post it in a comment on this post. Anonymous comments are allowed and flames encouraged. I'm getting tired of shadowy strangers dropping off their FIFY drawings at my hobbit hole in the middle of the night; and no I don't mean it like that... I'm not the queerbait from Shytown after all. I shouldn't have to pick up after you. Geez! Can't a hobbit and accused felon catch a break? You do know how to post your FIFY in a comment!

Right?

If you don't... First, you login to your gmail account. Then you look up at the top of the home page for gmail and click on More, Photos. Now you're in Picasa. Create a photo album and upload your picture. Then put a link to the picture in a comment. Done. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

I mean, geez! And is Aunt Flo ever OFF the rag?

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FIFY Contest: Barry's Girls

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you." The only rule for a FIFY is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic and viewed on this and other blogs. Add a comment with each entry.

It turns out that Oprah, who dedicated her TV show to electing Barack Obama in 2008, isn't getting along as well with Barry's husbandwife as expected.

Catfight!

Fix this one, pally walzies.It ought to be fun!

From Spork Hugh	From Aunt Flo
From Blago Bloggo	From Aunt Flo
From Blago Bloggo	From Blago Bloggo
From Aunt Flo	From Aunt Flo
From Blago Bloggo

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FIFY Contest: Carrot Cake

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."

David Kessler is another one of the huge douchebags in the Obama czardministration. His schtick is to redefine things by using misleading terms. For instance he re-dubbed cigarettes "nicotine delivery devices" and then regulated them based on the distorted definition, as if they actually were medical devices rather than a leaf rolled up in paper with a filter to reduce nicotine and tar. These days he has his sights set on food. He wants to tax the cheeseburger out of the average American's ability to pay for it. Carrot cake too. And he talks about these foods as if all they are is a laboratory concocted mixture of fat, sugar, and salt. Once again he will pretend that a natural food product, prepared at home by people, is a medical device and regulate it accordingly.

In other words, he is one of the biggest progressive douchebags of all time. Tarring and feathering was made for douchebags like him. Fix this picture of Kessler with carrot cake.

Here are the initial FIFY entries for the carrot cake contest.

Blago Bloggo

Blago Bloggo

Streetwise and Blago Bloggo	Blago Bloggo
Aunt Flo	Aunt Flo
Aunt Flo	Blago Bloggo

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FIFY Contest: Mile High Club Winner!

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."

Following up on the Oct 13 FIFY contest, the votes are in. The top vote getters were:

Both by Blago Bloggo (moi). And these two:



Both by Aunt Flo (not moi).

Artie the accountant stole all the meat in my freezer. But while he was here he counted up the votes with the fingers on both his hands, and gave me an envelope which I now open, my breath abated, my senses in an uproar.

Without any further ado, the winner is (cowbell please)


Aunt Flo wins with "Pity" for the beauty of the image.

Second place goes to me for "More Cowbell?"

Third place is a tie between the ACORN hatted "I won" and the "Goose" joke.

and the world's greatest community organizer hat ever!

Hope you all enjoyed this. Aunt Flo is enjoying her date with Fabio. I'm still making up my mind on the next FIFY Contest. Until the next one, Fixed it For You!

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FIFY Contest: Mile High Club

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

You know when a lefty projects his her or its racism on you in writing, and you feel like you just have to turn it back around on them? Or someone forwards you a cartoon with a retarded leftist caption that would be much funnier if you changed that caption? Or if there was a nonsensical photograph that needed some thought balloons? OK, the only rule is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic or viewed on this or other blogs.

The prize is the classic no-prize. You can share your no-prize with your friends. Brag about your no-prize. Display it on your mantel. Use it to scratch your back. Or use it to scrape your boots off. The no-prize is so perfect because it is so flexible.

Our first contest is titled Mile High Club because it's the first idea that popped into my perverted brain.

You have one week. Aunt Flo and I and the other PDBWatch volunteers will select a winner by 10/19/09.

Update 1: Already got two real beauts from Aunt Flo. She's a star!

Update 2: Stix, Aunt Flo, and a batch from Blago Bloggo.

Update 3: Caption contest using the pic at The Other McCain. Niiiiiiiiiice! Let's see who brings teh funneh.

Update 4: more for shore, on the floor, je t'adore, pussy galore.

Aunt Flo	Aunt Flo
Stix	Blago Bloggo
Blago Bloggo	Blago Bloggo
Aunt Flo	Blago Bloggo
Aunt Flo	Aunt Flo

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