White House Releases Official Approval Badge for Properly Servile Media Outlets

Oct 24, 2009, Washington DC (PDBWatch Agency)
Following this week's declaration that Fox News is not news, the White House and Organizing for America have released a new officially logoed badge that can be displayed by approved news outlets such as NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Workers World, but definitely not by Fox News. White House tovarisch Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn adds that "news consumers who encounter unapproved news media personnel should get in their face, if they punch you then hit back twice as hard, and if they bring a knife you bring a gun. Hell, comrades, just kill them all. Let's start the Terror! We have plenty of people in the US and are planning to kill about 20% of them anyway, just the useless kulaks and bourgeois and those who live in the southern states and defend the ku klux klan." Dunn added, "for any other agencies that would like to earn this certificate, please wear your Presidential logo kneepads when you come to the White House Ministry of Truth to apply."

The startling announcement was coupled with the following image, which should not be taken for approval of Progressive Douchebag Watch.

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The badge is also available as a commemorative aluminum-plated zinc coin from the Franklin Mint for the price of $200,000 of campaign contributions to President Obama's reelection campaign.

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0 controls the horizontal; 0 controls the vertical

The Obama regime is taking over your television from October 19-25 on more than 60 network TV shows. Read these.

• Obama Controls Your Television Set, by John Nolte
• Part II: Obama Controls Your Television Set, by Stage Right
• Part III: Obama Controls Your Television Set, by Patrick Courrielche

You and your family, friends, and neighbors will be deluged with TV programming that urges the viewers to go to iparticipate.org or iparticipate.net and sign up to take time off from work and family to volunteer at Planned Parenthood or other far left causes. They are going to try to convince your kids that you are a bad person who should be turned in to the thought police if you aren't an environmentalist, union organizing, progressive douchebag like them. This is going to be an advertising blitz just like the frikking Obama campaign. How 1984 from Big Brother Barack Obama!

So... do you think White House Communications Commissar Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn has anything to do with this?

Why so serious America? We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We control your television and will force you to volunteer in our causes, where you will be indoctrinated and assimilated, or be treated for irreconcilable attitude problems.

Update 1: Stix suggested maybe we can volunteer to do something like this? It could work!



Update 2: Instapundit is on it. So is memeorandum. Also Atlas Shrugs, Gawker and Weasel Zippers

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Anita Dunn's favorite political philosopher is Mao Tse Tung

Anita Dunn doesn't just rhyme with Mao Tse Tung. Yeah I use old-school Wade-Giles transliteration. So effing what? It's how I roll, homes.

Did I hear this wrong? She thinks of Mao's work all the time? Watch the video and check it for me.



I don't think progressive douchebag is a strong enough term. She is a revolutionary frikking communist! She wants to go to war with the US, just like Mao did against his fellow communist in charge of China's cities, Chiang Kai Shek, and take the US over from the institutions that she doesn't control yet, right? Isn't that the feel you got from what she said? Does she have the same plans to kill about 20% of the populace that Marx advocated, and that Lenin, Mao, and Pol Pot all carried out in their communist hellholes?

Why so serious, America? Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn's just trying to have a little mass-murdering commie fun!

Update: Guess who is pussying out of her own words? Guess. Just guess. Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn says that the whole Mao and Mother Theresa thing was a joke she ripped off from Lee Atwater!

Remember the 70 million dead from her favorite political philosopher. The one whose most famous political soundbites were "power grows out of the barrel of a gun," "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy," and "The guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea." This is more than vaguely ominous.

Update 2: Welcome ebay readers! Hope you enjoy your visit. I'm like the foul mouthed whisky drinking neighbor your mother didn't like you to talk to because she thought you might start saying shit a lot. But I'm mostly harmless except to the thought-free illusions of clueless progressives.

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Anita Dunn brings the White House down to the gutter

You know they say not to get into a mud wrestling match with a pig, because the pig likes it and you get covered with mud and other things that may look like mud. Anita Dunn wants to wrestle with the blogs and she is about to get muddy. Her first venture into the arena is Reality Check: The Truth About "Czars.

Hi Anita, welcome to Thunderdome!

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