Tiger Woods slow motion 2:25 AM crash into fire hydrant, tree
Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer in the world right now, perhaps the best of all time, and one of today's greatest athletes. Those who haven't played golf have no idea how difficult it is to do what Woods does. I admire Woods as much as someone can admire a sports figure, so it pains me to say that Tiger Woods is a douchebag. He might or might not be progressive (I have my suspicions) but in order to drive out of his driveway at 2:25 AM and crash into a fire hydrant, then into a tree, and need to be taken to the hospital, he could not have been in his right mind.
Yeah, it sure sounds like he was drunk as a skunk. That's a douchebag move! Tiger, you should have known better. Next time you're drunk out of your mind and need to run down to the store to get baby formula call a taxi or limo service. We all commit douchebaggery on occasion, but usually manage to avoid obviously stupid moves like this.
Geez! What a Douchebag!
Yeah, it sure sounds like he was drunk as a skunk. That's a douchebag move! Tiger, you should have known better. Next time you're drunk out of your mind and need to run down to the store to get baby formula call a taxi or limo service. We all commit douchebaggery on occasion, but usually manage to avoid obviously stupid moves like this.
Geez! What a Douchebag!
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It just keeps getting weirder doesn't it? Now it isn't about him getting drunk. It's about him taking a prescription drug, Elin hitting with a golf club, because of his getting some on the side, Elin hitting his SUV with a golf club, Elin chasing his SUV with a golf cart, Elin buying a RPG launcher to take out his SUV, Tiger moving out to the yacht, Martian clones replacing Tiger, and Serena Williams being hired to do Tiger's PR work. Or any combination of the above.
Look for Scratches on the face next time hes in public...
..least thats what I woulda done....
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