06 August 2009

Happy Belated Birthday, Sultan Mubarak Hussein Milhous "X" Obama Jr.

#IAMTHEMOB with a Happy Belated Birthday wish for the man whose parents, both committed Communists, met in a Russian Language class in 1960. Listen to the dulcet tones (snort) of Glenn Beck, one of America's real anchormen, go on and on with warning bell after warning bell until you wonder why it didn't sound like you were trapped up in a bell tower with 20 full sized bells ringing the carillon before the 2008 elections.

And this is the way they ring
the bells in Bedlam
(from Ringing the Bells by Anne Sexton)


Well, watch it again and again. It never grows old.



Though the people's love of the regime of Sultan Obama may grow old long before his term ends.

And this is the way they ring
the bells in Bedlam
and this is the bell-lady
who comes each Tuesday morning
to give us a music lesson
and because the attendants make you go
and because we mind by instinct,
like bees caught in the wrong hive,
we are the circle of crazy ladies
who sit in the lounge of the mental house
and smile at the smiling woman
who passes us each a bell,
who points at my hand
that holds my bell, E flat,
and this is the gray dress next to me
who grumbles as if it were special
to be old, to be old,
and this is the small hunched squirrel girl
on the other side of me
who picks at the hairs over her lip,
who picks at the hairs over her lip all day,
and this is how the bells really sound,
as untroubled and clean
as a workable kitchen,
and this is always my bell responding
to my hand that responds to the lady
who points at me, E flat;
and although we are not better for it,
they tell you to go. And you do.
(Ringing the Bells by Anne Sexton)

Happy Belated Birthday, Sultan

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05 August 2009

Nancy [D-CA], you ignorant, progressive, slut...


How do you live with yourself? How do you not choke on the bile filled projection which comes out of your ignorant yap?

Seriously...you compared hardworking Americans, whose only wish is that you leave them the hell alone [including our HealthCare], to Nazi's!!

Yes Nancy...we are all just a bunch of teabaggin redneck Nazi's carrying swastikas*. But we are not.

We are you worst fucking nightmare. We are an informed electorate who you and your fellow douches on Capitol Hill have managed to finally push into a corner. Well my personal fight or flight instinct leans towards fight...so that is what I shall do.

You've done gone and woken up the Tree Ents...and you have done so in ignorance of their strength.

Now pay close attention Nancy because I want you to understand what you are about to see...This is a metaphorical expression of what I want done to your policies



Douche Baggins McGee...out!!

* Ever heard of Godwin's Law...Debate FAIL

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I am such a nerd!

This blog in beta was re-conceptualized and designed using The Business Templates. This is a kickass blogger template we highly recommend. We commented out a couple of things, like the section that turns on the LinkBar, and the section that turns off the Blogger NavBar, added 100px to the width of all the outer elements, 100px to the post section, and 33px to each of the footer sections. The left-over 1px is anything but obvious. Other than that it just boiled down to choosing the colors from the Blogger 2.0 menu, drawing a new header graphic (100px wider), and choosing widgets wisely.

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Dan Riehl takes on The Northern Douche [a.k.a. Gryphen a.k.a. Jesse Griffin]

Again for background go here.

Below you will find a 4 part audio of Dan Riehl with Eddie Burke discussing the Palin Divorce [among other rumors] rumor created by The Northern Douche.

Not a lot of douche filled commentary on this one...just spreading the word.

Oh...did I mention that you shouldn't piss off Stacy McCain and Dan Riehl.

Ok...just wanted to make sure.





Douche Baggins McGee here...signing out!!

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Chris Matthews still smitten -- it's okay. We understand

It's almost sad, really. The way you were begging her, Chris; pleading for Barbara Boxer to assure you that, yes, those mean people protesting the President's plans were simply a part of a scam. A put-on run by the Pharmaceutical and Insurance industries. There couldn't be any real, normal people who disagree with Obama. He's—why, he's perfect. He's The One.

It's okay, Chris. We've all been in love. Blind to those faults pointed out by others. Ready to fight to the death anyone who dares besmirch the name or reputation of our Beloved.

How it must astound you, Chris, that there could possibly be people who cannot see Barack for the warm, wonderful leader he so obviously is. That they could be anything but stunned by the beauty and confidence he radiates.

But you... you can see Him as He is, can't you, Chris? As he stands there, the very essence of power and authority. And then his voice. Oh, if you could still get it up, how that Voice would send you over the edge!

Ah, but how right this secret love feels. The sidelong glances. That knowing, warm smile. You pay your own tributes, do you not? As you sit in your dressing room, you know you should be preparing for your show, but, after all, the President's Weekly Prime Time address is about to begin. And the lights go down. You light the special candles. Box of tissue on your right -- just in case. And when the President speaks, you close your eyes and imagine. The world fades away, and he's talking to you. Just to you. That familiar tingle runs up your leg, and in your minds eye, you are with Him alone, at kneeling at His feet. He talks that wonderful, beautiful talk, and you, in tribute ... — but for now the fantasy will have to do.

At least you have your dreams, until that day finally comes. The day when you finally throw caution to the wind and work up the courage to put on that blue dress, that dark beret, and knock, ever so gently, on His door.

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The Douchebaggery continues for Jesse "Gryphen" Griffin

Check the Riehl World and The Other McCain for the details.

A quick recap...

Someone starts a rumor that Palin is seeking divorce.

Dan Riehl and R.S. McCain expose the douchebag who started the rumor*.

Of course this little amount of fame is not enough to quench the vast chasm of douchebaggery in which Jesse "Gryphen" Griffin lives.

Not understanding, apparently because of his lower than room temperature I.Q., the type of people he was up against...he cried foul.

In doing so, he questioned the journalistic integrity of both Riehl and McCain....Dumb Move!!

So there is where things seem to stand today....Gryphen is still a lying douchebag, who loves to watch porn [preferably amateur] and teach Kindergarten while bashing on scary powerful conservative women who frighten him.

One piece of advice for Dan and Stacy....always wear gloves when squeezing a douchebag.

Go read Dan and Stacy's blogs...now!!

Douche Baggins McGee


* Seriously...how lonely and insignificant must a man feel to attempt to destroy a marriage just because the woman scares him? And somehow this douchebag is trusted with the education of Kindergartners.

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Health care professionals realize that Douches are dangerous

There are politicians whose very appearance can make you to turn your gaze in disgust, uttering the word "douche" in a long drawn out breath.

Whether it's Democrats in power not allowing time to really read and understand the proposed Porkulus and Healthcare Plans or those same Democrats wanting the American people to shut up while promising to clean their vaginas of unwanted odors.

The Congressional Budget Office strongly discourages Douches, warning that they can lead to recession, currency devaluation, and a hole so big, you'll have to tie a 2x4 to your ankles to keep from falling in.

Barack Obama has a variety of negative qualities, such as arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions....yes, he's super-douchey.

Robert Gibbs, official White House douche-nozzle, told the press today that the Republicans are sending "Right Wing Extremists and Teabaggers" to disrupt the Town Hall Meetings being held by Senators and Congressmen in their home states.

Teabaggers......Fuck off Gibbs.

Temporary Democrat and Republican critters are hearing loud and clear from the people in their states. They don't like Obama's policies and his rush to push them through.

Videos show angry (what's wrong with angry?) Town Hall Meeting attendees asking Resident Obama and temporary Representatives if they will drop their gold-plated government healthcare, bendover and use the healthcare program that will be inflicted everyday Americans.

The temporary Democrats and the Resident Obama are hiding the real costs of their plans, while they try to brainwash the American people into believing that the plans are cost effective and can be used after intercourse as a method of birth control.

Obama is pushing for "end of life counseling for the elderly"...does it mean the elderly will not get prescriptions, medical care, self-cleaning and natural bacterial culture they need to stay alive?

Our President is not listening because he apparently does not care what the American people believe in and want for our country. More later.

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04 August 2009

Lying Democrat Douchebags give me hemorrhoids

Not that anybody has given me any sympathy about it (jerks), but old Blago Bloggo has been talking hemorrhoids more often than most people do. This is not just because they are both funny and look exactly like Harry Reid. The giga-progressive regime currently in power is giving me hemorrhoids.

I hate Lying Democrat Douchebags because they plan to turn the Health Care system into a gigantic domestic spying agency that knows everything about everybody and disclaims all responsibility for protecting that information from every Harry, Dick, and John (Reid, Durbin, and Podesta, naturally) who wants to use it to rip me off. Ever since they got this idea, it's been making my bunghole twinge. My ass hurts like hell! I don't have a size 11 poop chute either, mine is petite. But I know it's gonna get ravaged by Obamacare. And now I find out that the White House is recruiting informers to spy on their fellow citizens and turn them in to the White House if they say anything against the diktat of the Party Secretary, Uncle Joebarack Stalinbama.

OK, you sneaky informers, this is just for you. Listen up. I looooove the idea of having my current healthcare insurance taken away and being replaced with rebranded Medicare, so I get to wait another goddamn six months to have this Obamacare-caused hemorrhoid looked at! I LOVE IT SO MUCH I COULD PUKE ALL OVER YOUR ENVIRO-WEENIE HONEY OATS AND CLUSTERS CEREAL!

And that's why I hate Lying Democrat Douchebags: Their well intentioned idiotic plans that always lead straight to HEMORRHOID HELL!

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Yikes! Democrat douchebags scared stupid of regular American citizens

What are progressive douchebags like Dick Turban (Douchebag, IL) most scared of?

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Progressive Douchebag alert??...You make the call.

Jesse Griffin is a douchebag. This much at least is clear.

Our subject today is...Jesse Griffin a.k.a. Gryphen (see here for background). This is the big fat mendacious scumbag liar who last weekend spread the rumor that Sarah Palin was getting a divorce because he is a loser who can't get enough of smearing her.

This story has been debunked by Dan Riehl and R.S. McCain, but the story is far from over.

Upon receiving notice that legal proceedings were beginning against him, and his self-outing as a part-time kindergarten teacher and Progressive Douchebag, he predictably cried foul and impugned the character of both McCain and Riehl. Waaah, waah, waah.

The first thing I learned as part of my Douchebag reform program was that you don't go to a gunfight with a knife or a battle of wits with the brains that... well.. that God gave to Jesse Griffin. Apparently micro-cephalic Jesse Griffin never learned those lessons, which is why he is feeling like a hemorrhoid in a sandpaper factory at this moment in time.

Oh...and the fact that he is a un-reformed douchebag, as is apparent from some of the thought free lunacy he he writes, like this...

Quick hide your children! They are getting ready to feed them into Vietraq's bottomless pit of death and destruction.

I am teaching my boys to wear dresses and swish when they walk because being ignorant or drug addicted is no longer a guarantee of being passed over. If your not willing to suck cock then pack up your going to Iraq!

Vietraq... is that supposed to be funny or insightful? He may be Alaska's model metrosexual parent, but what a douchebag! At least I hope he's writing as a parent. I shudder to think that he might be talking about his kindergarten boys in that last paragraph! Yuk!

Blaggo Bloggo ... out!

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03 August 2009

Cat-Wobaman

I don't see what the problem is with Barack Obama as one of the villains from the Batman movies. All I know is the tolerant progressive douchebags who mocked up posters of Dumb and Dumberer with George W. Bush on them are going postal over these new Obama posters.


So, uhhhh, what's the problem anyway? Does somebody have a problem with the whole metrosexual thing? What's the matter? R Progressive douchebags down on teh gheys or something?

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Dem Health Care Change Bill Lie #1: You can keep your insurance (but: only for a year or two)

Let's listen to the experts on Obamacare, a.k.a. the Change Health Care So It SUCKS Act. Normally socialists lie in public, but they thought they were speaking only to their fellow socialist utopian douchenozzles, so now the proof is out there where even those socialist Democrats who still read with phonics can easily understand it.



What was that again? "I don't think we'll eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be potentially some transition process. I can envision a decade out, or fifteen or twenty years out."

It sounds like the plan is to eliminate private health insurance over some period of time. Actually, it doesn't sound like it. It's OBVIOUS!

"He was right. The man was right!"

You know, all those lying progressive douchebags are capable of telling the truth every once in a blue moon. It feels good to speak the truth, doesn't it?

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Dems plan to subvert legislative process to pass Health Care Change Bill

Is there a dirtier word than Congress?

Progressive douchebags in Congress are planning to misuse the "reconciliation" process to force healthcare through this year. The socialist mainstream of the Democrat party are going to get whatever half-assed cover they can from so-called "blue dog" Democrats and "bipartisan" Republican turncoats and pass two watered down bills in the House and Senate, that will be reconciled in committee into an unrecognizable betrayal of the bills that are passed in the open votes. Here is the problem. The Senate rules that allow for reconciliation were written by Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) as a way of cutting spending, so any reconciliation is required to save money. The Democrats writing the reconciliation will use fraudulent accounting tricks to pretend their bill reduces spending, and combine it with massive and hidden tax increases in order to have some kind of plausible narrative as to how the bill saves money.

Or... they may break the bill up into several pieces that separately appear not quite as awful as expected, but together enable the totalitarian takeover of health care that Democrats want.

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Surprise! Hollywood-no-good-nicks whore themselves out to Fidel Castro's propaganda machine

Hollywood visited Havana last week. Bill Murray sang a silly song and passed a hat for tips. Benicio del Toro gave a speech about his hagiographic pro-Che Guevara movie, Motorcycle Diaries. James Caan and Robert Duvall palled around with Murray on their "research project." It was a propaganda coup for Stalinist dictator Fidel Castro and the memory of his Stalinist comrade Ernesto "Che" Guevara, an ego stroke for the most mush-mouthed actor of our generation (del Toro), and a hooker- and drugs-filled blackmail trap for all.

Leni Riefenstahl became famous for the exaltation of the national socialist dictator of Germany. These dorks are using their fame to exalt the international socialist dictator of Cuba. These are the progressive douchebags who would rather brown-nose a murderous dictator than speak the truth to power. They ought to be ashamed of letting themselves be used as propaganda tools for the Fidel dictatorship!

Who knows? Maybe those Hollywood-no-good-nick douchebags do have a sense of shame hidden in their black and self-centered hearts. That however, was not apparent from the disgusting spectacle in Havana in the last week of July, 2009.

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01 August 2009

Narcissism at the "Beer Summit"

Frances Rice of Black Politics on the Web writes:

How do we decide who is a racist? The dictionary tells us a racist harbors feelings of antagonism and superiority based on biological differences, such as skin color. So, what demonstrates that President Barack Obama harbors such feelings toward white people? Glimpses of Obama’s mindset can be obtained from reading his two books, “The Audacity of Hope” and “Dreams from My Father” where Obama describes his animosity toward white people.

In “Dreams from My Father” Obama wrote: “I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.” This book also contains an explanation of why Obama joined and remained for 20 years in Trinity United Church of Christ, the church of black liberation theologian Rev. Jeremiah Wright who preached hatred against whites. Obama wrote: “It came about as a choice and not an epiphany”. The core of black liberation theology is black separatism, a movement that, for more than a century, has been opposed to racial integration.
One of the many dangers in cultivating racism, as our progressive President admits he did, is it will lead not only to hate of those who are not in one's own group, but to a general objectification of anyone who is part of the human race. The manipulative narcissist's motto "what can I make you do for me?" is the operative thought, rather than "what can I do for you?" People are not people anymore, but chits in a power play. That's who Obama was drinking beer with on the White House lawn yesterday: Chits; markers; points.

Crowley and Gates represent votes and money. Crowley represents the police unions that supported Obama in 2008, that Obama stabbed in the back with his kneejerk accusation of racism. Gates represents the progressive racist establishment in government, law, human resources and non-profits communities that believes black Americans and other designated victim groups cannot succeed on their own, and need government to force employers to give them racist preferences. Obama needs both of these groups to vote for him and his progressive douchebag comrades in Congress.

Sgt. Crowley, we watched as you graciously helped Mr. Gates down those steps. He needed the help. Mr. Gates, we watched as you accepted Sgt. Crowley's assistance. And we watched as Pres. Obama turned his back on both of you to rush to the cameras. How does it feel to be used by a narcissist?

I'd venture to say "it sucks!"

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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